Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart
attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats
accompanying him, ‘You can have him shipped home
for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy
Land for just $100.’
The American Diplomats go into a corner and
discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the
undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you
spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $100? With the money you save you could help
pay back some of the deficit, help the homeless or
help the elderly’.
The American Diplomats replied, ‘Long ago a man
died here, was buried here, and three days later he
rose from the dead.
We just can’t take the risk.’