What To Do With The Donald?

Donald Trump goes on a  fact-finding visit to Israel.
 
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart
 
attack and dies.
 
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats
 
accompanying him, ‘You can have him shipped home
 
for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy
 
Land for just $100.’
 
The American Diplomats go into a corner and
 
discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the
undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped
 
home.
 
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you
 
spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be
 
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
 
only $100?   With the money you save you could help
 
pay back some of the deficit, help the homeless or
help the  elderly’.
 
The American Diplomats replied, ‘Long ago a man
 
died here, was buried here, and three days later he
 
rose from the dead.
 
We just can’t take the risk.’
 
 Submitted by Linda Evans

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